Thursday, August 31, 2006

knock knock....knock you OUT!

so......dorm life.
there has almost been a smackdown.

and in more recent news....a knocker.

he knocks....and runs and knocks and runs away some more.
i finally caught him and asked him what he wanted and he just smiled and left.

then i found a note at the foot of my bed (slipped under the doorway, obviously.)

"6-- W--- Hall. Call Me!"

I think not. I didn't date boys like you in high school...what makes you think that would work for me two years later?

I am now a firm believer in the concept that intelligence diminishes with age...or stupidity increases...take your pick.

2 Comments:

Blogger shanellephant said...

i'd say both. and i think guys try a bit too hard at times. but then..there are those guys who are just complete dolts and play childish games like doorbell ditching minus the doorbell. lame. go you.

3:50 PM  
Blogger Forzavryheid said...

"You, me, baby?"

No longer applies in 2006. The guidelines in the "Advanced Strategy Guide to Obtain Female Affection" contains an amendment clearly states in paragraph 6 subsection (a).1 that no more than two words may be used to initiate courtship proceedings. (2006)

Rumour has it that in circa 2007 no more than one word will be used- and if the whispers are to be believed, than that word may indeed be the word "YES".

Friendly greetings and good luck hunting, gang!

3:59 AM  

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